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Jisery is an emotion between jealousy and misery that many girls experience. It is triggered by jealousy for the attention said girl receives from a boy/girl or simply jealousy for how pretty, tall, smart or social said friend is. Most of the time it leaves a girl feeling like shit!
Jealousy + Misery = Jisery.

Verb: either "jiserable" or "jiserous" (jealous + miserable)
Chiara: Ugh! Margaux is so pretty!
Gemma: Are you jealous?
Chiara: No, it's just jisery.
Gemma: Oh!

Emily: Katie acts so weird when I'm with Naomi.
Pandora: Maybe she's jealous!
Effy: No, she's just got a bad case of jisery.
Jisery by gemmonkey November 23, 2011
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Jibery-Joo 

A childish word for a lie that seems stupid, obvious and that no one thinks is real

Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot
"I think of this as a bunch of bureaucratic jibery-joo"

"I think that your idea is jibery-joo"
Jibery-Joo by Jimmy Balmar April 13, 2009
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when a guy comes on you and you are miserable
I was asleep and woke up and found myself in complete jizery.
jizery by dow4 August 29, 2009

jiserism 

like a mannerism but with words - ones people create or makeup that are unique to that person
hey dont say jizz monkey, thats natalie's jiserism
jiserism by jizzmonkeeee June 11, 2006
To be dangerously jumpy, dangerously nervous, border-line psycho. Volatile

Derived from Jivery Wong, the dude who killed 13 people in Binghamton, NY.
Yo foo', why you so Jivery?

This stressful workplace is getting me all Jivery.
Jivery by NYCxJACK April 7, 2009

Jiservoir 

A cavity full of jism. Also known as a spunk skip.
After i had done the dirty turtle i had made a small jiservoir of her belly button.
Jiservoir by blousette January 24, 2011
If you’ve ever met a jisely you know she thinks she’s fat she has many friends but only talks to a few she has a few bestfriend she goes out all the time probably has long hair but wants to cut it is thicc but with no ass
Girl: Damn I wish Jisely was my bestfriend.
JISELY by CRAZY JEWISH NIGGA June 18, 2021