Jimmyied 

*To be “Jimmyied” is to be invited to a function where you are led to believe that you and your friend will be the only individuals in attendance, but once you arrive, you learn that your friend has invited numerous other individuals with whom he has previously or currently shared employment.

“Ah, man, I totally got Jimmyied when "Jon" invited me to a go get some drinks on Friday, and when I got there, he had like 6 other people sitting at the table all of which were his lame "bros" from his work, I thought it was just us having drinks I didn't realize he invited his whole office too. I got "Jimmyied"

Jimmyied by Someone that had been Jimmyied September 28, 2011

Jimmied 

The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.

You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!

Jimmied by SteveBorough July 23, 2010

jimmied up

To Mess something up causing damage of varying degree. One can jimmie up nearly anything from a household object to a body part. Often things that become jimmied up are related to negligence or inattention to the task at hand, however responsible adults can also jimmy something up by mistake or overuse.

I jimmied up you transmission Rob. I don't know what happened.

jimmied up by Jpizzel September 11, 2013

Jimmied 

verb; To be run into, knocked down or tripped 'accidentally' by an individual with no regards for their, your or anyone elses' well being. Typically the person has no idea they just assaulted another and will continue on their way as if nothing happened.

I was just walking down the street when some asshole jimmied me into a telephone pole. The worst part is they just kept walking like nothing happened.

Jimmied by SteveIsGay June 10, 2010

Jimmied-up 

1.To use ones head to engineer a solution to an existing problem,
2.to illegally configure something for ones advantace
both usually done by irish or scotts-men as they just seem to be good at that stuff

1.Sean- "Hey Stewie, how are you mounting your speakers on the wall?"
Stewie- "I jimmied-up some shelves from some scrap paper and used an old shoe string to support it."

2. "Wow those fuckers jimmied-up some cable over there, meanwhile use douches are payin hard"

Jimmied-up by Laga May 13, 2005

Jimmied 

v. screwed over due to someone else's competence

I was supposed to get out of work early, but I got Jimmied.

Jimmied by LuckyTruman July 24, 2010

Jimmyed 

Used for a variety of messed up situations

She got jimmyed today y'all.

Jimmyed by Blue82 July 5, 2017