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THE greatest guitarist ever of all time. Jimmy was born a mortal and turned into a god by using his Les Paul to create the most amazing sounds ever to be heard. He began in the Yardbirds, but is famous for being the lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin (which btw is the greatest band that has and will ever exist). He is extremely creative, for example his using a violin bow on his guitar. His unfathomable skills are greatly demonstrated in Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, Communication Breakdown, Heart Breaker, and of course, the biggest rock song ever heard by mankind, Stairway to Heaven. God Jimmy's live performances are unfathomably awesome as he improvises and gives solos up to at least 15 minutes (Check out The Song Remains The Same Live CD). Also, he is very sexy with his long and wavy 70's hair and really cute face.

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Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness.
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Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.
Person 1: I listen to an hour of Jimmy Page's solos a day, he's fucking amazing
Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him.
Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page
by xoxorockkixa**oxox June 30, 2008
 
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A person too divine for definition.
Don't even attempt to define Jimmy Page. That individual is far too divine for definition.
by Phixes March 08, 2005
 
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1. the greatest guitarist and coolest guy ever, until he allowed puff daddy to desecrate his greatest song, kashmir, and then hugged him on saturday night live.
2. the ultimate riffmaster of all time
did you hear that jimmy page sold out and let puff daddy pay him to re-do kashmir? That sucks!
by kal May 03, 2004
 
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"1 In the beginning, the LORD Jimmy picked up his ax and played, and fire flew from his finger tips. 2 That fire became the Sun and Stars." - Kreation 1: 1-2, Buch von geführt
LORD Jimmy Page is GOD!!
by Jimmy Page April 10, 2005
 
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An individual who, in the beginning, saw the universe in all of its splendor, absorbed the knowledge and wisdom into his infinitely powerful being, and acheived a state of ultimate undestanding. He then proceeded to pick up a guitar and play. With his first notes he created the Earth and sky. With his first dyads he created fire and light. And with a mighty A7 chord, he created Man. These acts were followed by joining the Yardbirds, followed by the greatest classic rock band of all time-Led Zeppelin.
Who's up for joining me in creating the Church of Jimmy Page?
by Ian Davis January 05, 2006
 
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Jimmy Page is the best guitarist ever, despite ripping off music from other blues men like Muddy Waters. He could play all good styles of music and was amazing live. And why the hell does the first definition say he played originally for Zeppelin? He was originally a session guitarist, then he went on to play for the Yardbirds, following in the footsteps of Eric Clapton, and his childhood friend, Jeff Beck.
Jimmy Page is one of the most creative guitarists of all time.
by David K. January 16, 2004
 
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ZoSo... the one person that can bring the dead alive with the playing of the gutair. NOONE can match Page and what he did with LED-ZEPPELIN

2. Jimmy page can only defined as GOD
Stairway to heaven, dazed and confused, achillies last stand, kashmir...all by Jimmy page
by CWA August 11, 2005
 
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One who is like God. Anyone who denies physical laws o the universe this often has got to be some sort of diety.
Dazed and Confused, violin bow, Led Zeppelin "DVD"
by Chuck Lee January 31, 2005