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To jim is to rage, to mess up, to ruin everything, and to simply fail.

A: I almost completely rocked minigolf last night
B: Ah shit i hope you didnt jim it!
A: Hell no man i dont jim anything, youre the one always jimming things.
B: Scoreboard


A: Aww crap i jimmed my car last night.
B: Again? Didnt you just get it? How fast were you going?
A: Ya i got it about a month ago. I was going 125 in a school zone.
B: Way to be a jim.

by 808hb February 09, 2009
37 72
A master...and the best in everything,very handsome too.a young guy who owns
hey you, your the best
whats your name...wait i know its Jim is it
Yeah it is how did you know.
well your the best
by wacko911 August 27, 2008
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A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man's erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he's standing at attention - you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.
Jimbo, my brother, I tried to save you! ...When you left that room, you had the most obvious Jim I've ever seen. You almost smacked poor Kate in the face with it!
by Capn Morgan December 28, 2008
865 611
A nickname for James.

Other examples of such nicknames include: Jimmy, Jimmie, Jimbo, Jamie, and many others.
Psst...I think Jim has a crush on Ann.
by HB <3 SA April 24, 2006
720 505
the definition of amazing, sexy-ness and perfection. The love of my life. He will be forever always.
you.. are... such a JIM
by e<3j March 09, 2010
228 154
A generic nickname used to give to a person of the male gender. Used commonly in hipster circles, mostly back in the '60s and '70s. See Marlon Wayans' character's usage of it in Requiem for a Dream for a good example.
"You hooked us up? Solid, Jim."
by jimmyjinkins October 31, 2006
357 288
The Greatest Character in The Office
Roy: Harpor!
*Jim turns around*
*Roy tries to take a swing at Jim*
by Spelleranon April 07, 2007
411 349
the perfect man. A Jim enjoys coffee, beer, cigarettes, and killing Nazi zombies. He knows how to use a sword, namely, Sting. He is handsome, loyal, romantic, talented, old, and genuine. He has an awesome girlfriend who loves him more than anything in the world.
"Dude, Jim's girlfriend is awesome!"
"I know! She must be a Charlotte."
by charliegonebad February 05, 2010
242 181