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Jim
To jim is to rage, to mess up, to ruin everything, and to simply fail.

A: I almost completely rocked minigolf last night
B: Ah shit i hope you didnt jim it!
A: Hell no man i dont jim anything, youre the one always jimming things.
B: Scoreboard

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A: Aww crap i jimmed my car last night.
B: Again? Didnt you just get it? How fast were you going?
A: Ya i got it about a month ago. I was going 125 in a school zone.
B: Way to be a jim.

by 808hb February 09, 2009
 
1.
Jim
A master...and the best in everything,very handsome too.a young guy who owns
hey you, your the best
whats your name...wait i know its Jim is it
Yeah it is how did you know.
well your the best
by wacko911 August 27, 2008
 
2.
Jim
A slang term used to discreetly refer to a man's erection. The owner of the Jim may or may not realize he's standing at attention - you can either try to save his dignity or point and laugh. The term is often used in the company of women or others that are not privy to its true meaning.
Jimbo, my brother, I tried to save you! ...When you left that room, you had the most obvious Jim I've ever seen. You almost smacked poor Kate in the face with it!
by Capn Morgan December 28, 2008
 
3.
jim
A nickname for James.

Other examples of such nicknames include: Jimmy, Jimmie, Jimbo, Jamie, and many others.
Psst...I think Jim has a crush on Ann.
by HB <3 SA April 24, 2006
 
4.
Jim
the definition of amazing, sexy-ness and perfection. The love of my life. He will be forever always.
you.. are... such a JIM
by e<3j March 09, 2010
 
5.
Jim
The Greatest Character in The Office
Roy: Harpor!
*Jim turns around*
*Roy tries to take a swing at Jim*
by Spelleranon April 07, 2007
 
6.
jim
A generic nickname used to give to a person of the male gender. Used commonly in hipster circles, mostly back in the '60s and '70s. See Marlon Wayans' character's usage of it in Requiem for a Dream for a good example.
"You hooked us up? Solid, Jim."
by jimmyjinkins October 31, 2006
 
7.
jim
1. A guy who can always make you smile
2. Big and Hairy
that guys a real jim always make me laugh

or did you see chest hes a right jim
by beefy.x October 05, 2009