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Announcer for CBS. Does golf, football. Known to be the biggest Patriots alive. Don't believe me, watch a Patriots game on CBS, then you'll agree with me.
Phil Simms: Hey Jim, why is Tom Brady playing badly today?

Jim Nantz then takes the CBS owned shotgun and kills Phil Simms.
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