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Jihad in Islam means "struggle" either struggle of being a good muslim i.e not drinking or having pre marital sex or jihad as in 'holy war' IF and only IF non muslims are out to murder muslims and destroy Islamic beliefs. Then it is permissable in Islam to do holy war...
A muslim country living a peaceful life and if the enemies come to disturb the Islam religion(murder, enforcing their religion and beliefs) and peace can they fight and do Jihad
by ProUdToBeAmUSLiM June 11, 2007
an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.
Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.
by Colin G. September 19, 2007
Arabic for "struggle." In Islam, it could be any form of struggle. It could be as simple as getting out of bed, or it could be as complex as saving a loved one from death. It does not mean to fight against all those who do not believe in Islam. It simply means to conquer over any struggle a Muslim may have.
The Jihad for Ameer today was to help his friend with something he could not do himself. With his knowledge and expertise, Ameer found his friend a man who could solve his problem, thus his Jihad for that day was solved.
by rbxfromdashow April 17, 2005
jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.
I swear if that infidel doesn't start respecting my faith I'm gonna Jihad all over his ass...
by MrMopar August 16, 2011
Arabic Translation = Holy War
somehow they get "kill americans and jews and canadians and christians and europeans and clowns and doctors and soldiers and crippled people and computer technicians and coal miners and blind people and infants/toddlers and children and pre teens and teenagers and young adults and adults and women going through metapause and old men/all senior citizens..."
Iraqi 1: Jihad!
Iraqi 2: Down with the Americans, and clowns and doctors and computer technicians...
by Ozmaster Kolbsausage March 15, 2007
A word that literally translated means "struggle", although often "holy war." There is lesser jihad (holy war) and greater jihad, which is the struggle within oneself.
1. Goly gosh, Umar has put another lesser jihad on that jewish male.

2. Radical Muslims currently have a jihad against Jews, and Christians, and the western world, and hindus, and other muslims.
by Steven Bird April 11, 2006
This can mean anything
Kid I: That test was hard right?
Kid II: That's what she said.
Kid I: bro why are you so Jihad?
by Mr.Mr. April 27, 2009