Jihad

A typo for yeehaw. Basically, autocorrect fucked you over when you wanted to say yeehaw but it made you say jihad instead.

Person 1: Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhaaaaaaaadddddd, mate.
Person 2: Wtf is jihad?
Person 1: Oh shit, I meant to say yeehaw not jihad.
Person 2: Damnnn, did autocorrect fuck you over, again?
Person 1: Yeah, sadly. :(
Person 2: Well, at least that can be an inside joke now. :)
Person 1: True, true.

by Crusty Scrub July 6, 2019

Jihad

Ghetto slang for an act of aggression.

I was just asking if he could spare a little cash and he done jihad my ass.

by derTeufel September 15, 2005

Jihad

A believer's internal struggle to live out the Muslim faith as well as possible. The struggle to build a good Muslim society.

Hey Becky, have you seen this video? Rucka Rucka Ali: Al Qaedirection

Of course I have, I'm a Jihadi

by GrandmaDebra June 12, 2019

Jihad

Jihad as a big dick pussy destroyer charming knows how to spend money knows how to treat a girl will probably end up with a girl name Sydney great football player smart and a ladies man

Jihad is a wonderful man

by Annansjfjfkrkfkci March 12, 2017

Jihad

a force coming to kick your ass; a revenge from somone irritable

If you don't belive me, then I'll put a Jihad on your ass.

by Connor Mason October 2, 2007

Jihad

A weekend away with the Boys and heavy drinking.

we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

Jihad

Literally means peaceful resistance against white privlege and idolatory. Often misused as holy war by people who have nothing to do with the religion.

White supremacists are sitting in the white house. Let's do Jihad against them peacefully.

by bigbaddaddy April 22, 2019