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Josophobia 

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jojophobia 

Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.
Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.
Jojophobia by Josophobia December 12, 2017

jojophobia 

an extreme or irrational fear of references
dont reference anything when near him. He has jojophobia
jojophobia by ekrej December 12, 2017

Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.
People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....
Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008

jizzphobia 

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
jizzphobia by Jim April 23, 2004