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jiggaboo jones 

The self-proclaimed "Number one Nigger in America". Mr. Jones has a website and several videos on YouTube in which he engages in all manner of criminal mischief and "kickin' it". Known for his famous line "LANSD - Like a Nigga say do", he is a shaman of sorts for anyone interested in making a quick (illegal) buck.

Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).

Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
"How'd you come in to all that cash?"

"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"

"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
jiggaboo jones by Dillinger123 September 19, 2008

Jiggaboo Christmas Lights 

When a group of police cars gather in a predominatley black neighborhood around the crack house and all have their lights on.
Looks like Jiggaboo Christmas lights outside. Rev Al, did you get that crack pipe from Santa?

Jiggabooze 

What black guys drink when they want to forget.
Brother, I'm feeling low, I could use some jiggabooze.
alcohol, booze

jiggabot 

An autobot (transformer) with stereotypical black characteristics.
Dude, did you see the newest Transformers movie? Those two little faggy green and red bitches were such jiggabots with their unintelligible tribe speak, gold teeth, and inability to read.

jigganometry 

The act of having more athletic black males or females on a sports team than the opponent, resulting in an advantage and inevitably, victory.
"Unlike baseball and swimming, winning in the NCAA basketball tournament is not a matter of simple triganometry, it's a matter of simple jigganometry."
jigganometry by bribaby March 18, 2005

Jiggaboo Jive 

1) (noun) A rap song or moist jungle beat which black people can't resist 'gettin' down' to with either modern (grinding, c-walking, etc) or traditional tribal (bounce around and spin).

2) (noun) A gathering in which black people dance to either mainstream rap or jungle music with either modern or tribal dance steps (see above).

3) (noun) The latest and greatest dance step, generally performed by black people.
1) Check out the black guys bouncing around to that jiggaboo jive.

2) Tyrone can't make it tonight: he's going to that jiggaboo jive.

3) Remember souja boy and his classic jiggaboo jive?