A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."
Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"
by LBeezie92 February 25, 2010
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Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
by Savylthe April 11, 2022
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Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up
by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009
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A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.
Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
Get the text-jesting mug.A combination of the words "Jew" and "instincts," Jewstincts usually refer to sound financial decisions. The term generally carries a positive connotation and is applicable to people of Jewish or non-Jewish heritage. It can be used as an insult in the proper context, especially if someone is being Scroogey with his or her money.
Guy 1: Bruh, when you gonna start paying for da weed, too? You always be hittin up on my stash!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!
by kookiejar December 7, 2009
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