Jewsta

It's like a gangsta, but Jewish. When you are the most Jewish of the Jews in a hip way. Like you saved all of your money to open up a diamond store and you want brag about it..

I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, and filed my taxes! Damn I'm jewsta!

Jewsta by Jewsta Mordecai October 11, 2011

jewslam 

A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.

Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.

jewslam by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

Jewsuals 

a group of Jewish people that socialize with each other on a very regular basis.

hybrid of Jewish usual suspects.

-Who was there last night?
-Oh, you know, the Jewsuals.

Jewsuals by C-Reit January 1, 2012

Jewska 

A Jewska is a Polish Jew...(Jew) Jew & Ska (Polska).

Bob: "Mate did you see that Polish bloke on telly last night?"
Jim: "Yeeeah mate he was Jewish aswell"
Bob: "Maad mate, JEWSKA"

Jewska by Jewskaaa November 6, 2007

jewsteak

A cheap cut of meat that contains mostly fat and very little meat. It is usually is on sale because nobody wants to look at a Jew let alone put one in they're mouth.

Pete- "I'm affraid we are all out of food and are forced to eat a Jewsteak."

Dave- "That's not going to happen, I will starve to death because I am not putting a Jewsteak down my Throat"

jewsteak by jew terd 22 July 19, 2009

Jewstein 

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

Jewstein by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

jewsturbate 

To masturbate to excessive amounts of money.

After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls

jewsturbate by mr.manson June 6, 2014