Top Definition
To really chince out when pouring a drink. It's when you say "double" but really the bartender only pours you a "one and a half". Rarely acceptable. Acceptable only under exceptional circumstances such as your bartender being exceptionally hot and dressed really scantly. You are willingly paying the price of a jewpour in order to have the eye candy around you under that circumstance.
Hulk was sooo mad that the bartender Jewpoured him a drink. Took Hulk 10 drinks to get a Hulk Buzz. Hulk Mad. Hulk Man Really Mad.
by The Hulk Man Really Mad September 22, 2010

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