Jewkd
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jewdu
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.
Bahir Silverman is the hottest Jewdu I've ever seen in my life.
Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.
Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.
jewdu by Bahir Silverman July 24, 2010
jewdonym
Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen
jewdonym by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010
Judge Jewdy
Judge Jewdy by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009
Jerkdown
Jerkdown is a competition whereas two or more guys stand at jerkoffs length from each other. Straight guys are preferred for this competition. They then begin to jerkoff, staring each other in the eyes. Eye contact should not be broken, unless it is to stare at the other man's junk. The first to jerkoff wins, splooging on the other man. The most popular forms of the jerkdown are the two-man jerkdown and the three-man jerkdown.
Jerkdowns involving multiple guys function almost the same as the two-man jerkdown. The first person to jerk off gets choice of target for the splooging, and then steps out of the jerkdown. This continues until there are just two left. Then, the traditional two-man jerkdown rules apply.
Jerkdowns involving multiple guys function almost the same as the two-man jerkdown. The first person to jerk off gets choice of target for the splooging, and then steps out of the jerkdown. This continues until there are just two left. Then, the traditional two-man jerkdown rules apply.
John and Jim decided to have a Jerkdown after some trips on extacy. Jim won and splooged all over John's thighs. Jim complimented John's intense eye contact, but admitted it helped him jerkoff faster.
Jerkdown by Jon Jerkdown August 14, 2009
jewdar
An insanely useful way of detecting the presence of another Jew in the near vicinity mainly by looks or auditory sample. You are one lucky bastard if you posess this and are not in fact a Jew yourself.
Jewdiligence
(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.
Jewdiligence by rabbihacker March 18, 2019