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Jewberty
The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
CeWebrity
An online celebrity. Rarely ever actually famous, but often wildly popular on sites like Youtube or Twitter. Sometimes has a blog where they share their "deep, dark secrets" with the internet world.
Wow, Alex started up his fourth blog, second Youtube channel, just joined Twitter, and already has 4,568,653 viewers. He's becoming quite the ceWebrity.
guy: oh man, did you read Rob Anderson's blog yesterday?
girl: no, should i have?
guy: well... not really. He's only a CeWebrity.
guy: oh man, did you read Rob Anderson's blog yesterday?
girl: no, should i have?
guy: well... not really. He's only a CeWebrity.
CeWebrity by broadwaybaby729 August 2, 2009
Jewrority
Jewrority by Imheretohelp December 21, 2008
Jewberitus
A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.
Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.
How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.
How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.
Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
Jewberitus by Muhammed MoonCricket Ali February 23, 2009
Cewebrity
Any individual who has achieved internet fame. Many have a fan base but are unknown to the general mainstream society. Scene queens are known as being cewebrities.
- derived from "web" and "celebrity."
- derived from "web" and "celebrity."
Internet noob-OMG that guy looks so familiar who is he?
Kewl Chick-Have you been living under a rock? That's none other than Mister Motherfucking Erick! He became a cewebrity on myspace for his constant whoring. He's practically Jeffree Star!
internet noob-Oh snap! Think we could get a picture to show our friends who have no idea who he is?
Kewl Chick- oh noez, he's WAY too cool for us.
Kewl Chick-Have you been living under a rock? That's none other than Mister Motherfucking Erick! He became a cewebrity on myspace for his constant whoring. He's practically Jeffree Star!
internet noob-Oh snap! Think we could get a picture to show our friends who have no idea who he is?
Kewl Chick- oh noez, he's WAY too cool for us.
Cewebrity by Mr.Motherfucking Erick April 14, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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