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MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS
JEWASS by $tan the window man December 13, 2010
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What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!
Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.
jewmas by backfisch December 20, 2004
a jewish person with a nose that resembles a toucan bird.
look at that jewcan. its the biggest ive ever seen in my life!
jewcan by glenntennis February 26, 2010

jewcation 

We couldn't afford a vacation to Las Vegas so we took a jewcation to Tijuana instead.

jewcakes 

The round natural plumpness of a Jewish girl's breasts
Wow! Did you see that?! She has some nice jewcakes!
jewcakes by nutruera May 16, 2006

jewcation 

A vacation - usually to Florida, typically taken by persons of Jewish descent.
Shuli just came back from his jewcation to Boca.
jewcation by R.H. Golem February 24, 2008