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Jewberish 

Consistantly giving finacial advice on pocket change.
When I had thrown my penny on the ground, the rabbi was quick to alert me by saying, "100 pennys equal one dollar."

Following that I told him I could not understand what he was saying because it all sounded like jewberish.
Jewberish by J3$uS January 14, 2008
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jibberish 

A language made up by the user(s) that doesn't fall under any particular established tounge.
"When my friends talk about World of Warcraft, it seems like their speaking jibberish".

"Sigur Ros use a jibberish language called Hopelandic in some of their songs".

"When I was 10, my friends would sometimes speak in jibberish just to piss me off".
jibberish by HockeyRockNRollDude December 4, 2007
Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
Jewbris by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
Jewbris by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

midnight jiberish 

The point past midnight where someone starts talking jiberish just because the person is really tired and should probably go to sleep. It may seem like the person is high, but in fact, he/she just has a severe case of midnight jiberish.
"Why were you reciting Disney movies to me last night?"
"I was? It was probably midnight jiberish."

jibberish 

A real language that girls use to tell each other things so boys won't know what they're saying.
dithagont yithagou withagish yithagou nithagew jithagibbithagerithagish ?
jibberish by Lindsey April 27, 2004