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Similar to the Octagon of UFC infamy. This tomb of death, however, is shaped like the Star of David. Predominantly (but not exclusively) Jews fight here.

CREDIT: Michael Ian Black
Dude #1: Hey dude, that's my matzo.

Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.

Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.

Dude #2: Yeah bitches.
Jewagon by Asterfresterniss August 13, 2008
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The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.
I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.
Jewgon by Joevan December 21, 2010
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Thooyan Jewagner 

THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?
why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!

jewwagon 

The finest of North London Jewish automobiles - capacity 1 x pilot and 17+ siblings in the back. Most likely a Toyota Previas import.
Watch out for that jewwagon
jewwagon by Da Shark June 15, 2021
Really? Trump is the only one that's not a pedophile. You really believe that JewAnon Bullshit?
JewAnon by WebWyyzrd April 29, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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