Jewaga 

The spell in the famous Final Fantasy series causing ones player to lose a large sum of gil

"aww man he just casted jewaga on me and i lost all my gil"

Jewaga by Jammmmmmer December 20, 2009

jewggalo 

A Jewish juggalo. A Hebrew fan of Insane Clown Posse.

Mark Rosenstein is going to an Insane Clown Posse concert right after he leaves the synagogue. He is a true jewggalo.

jewggalo by PMax February 12, 2008

jewgag 

An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.

Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball.

Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.

Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...

jewgag by SilentS March 20, 2009

Jewgaze 

A style of music fusing a shoegaze sound with the stylistic elements and instrumentation of a klezmer band.

"Tel Aviv's thriving Jewgaze scene is driven by bands like My Bloody Mitzvah, Shabbat-driver, and the Manischewitz 3.

Jewgaze by Genre Conventions Are My Life September 16, 2010

jewgasm 

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jewgal 

Not willing to spend money on anything fun or cool, associated with being a fat pussy.

Friend 1: Wow knifes in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive are totally worth the money. You should get one!
Friend 2: Nah I'd rather buy a skateboard even though I don't skate.
Friend 3: God you're so jewgal!

Jewgal by DANNEL April 10, 2015

Thooyan Jewagner 

THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?

why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!

Thooyan Jewagner by Gandalf (Bob) June 28, 2018