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Jew Berry 

The cereal I will create with honey oat crunches in the shape of the star of david and little marshmallows in the shapes of yamikas, manuras, tips of circumcised penises, dollar signs, and kosher hot dogs. There will also be little cereal berries included to add some flavor. Each box of cereal includes a barcode temporary tattoo for the young ones.
"Mom, can we get some Jew Berry cereal for breakfast??"
Jew Berry by Enya Zupakolos October 9, 2008

Jew berry pie 

A jew being squished inbetween two people.
Me and Calvin maid Kyle into a jew berry pie.
Jew berry pie by Mstate1235 January 8, 2010

jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.
Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.
jewberry pie by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010

jewberry jamboree

jewberry jamboree by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023

JewBerry 

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.
Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.

jewberry muffin 

When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.
jewberry muffin by Dank Boi 69 September 4, 2016

Jewberry 

a person with extremely frugal financial standards.
Joe's jewberry tendencies saved him large sums of money over the years, but he never had any fun with it,
Jewberry by Bill J October 4, 2005