Jew Bake

Used to describe any place that is too warm; i.e. the inside of a cremation oven.

When Todd walked into his Grandma's room he said, "It's hotter than a Jew Bake in here".

by PooPoo McCuddles August 20, 2011

jew-bake

to cook beyond well done, burnt to a delightfully crunchy crisp, blackened to an african color...preferably in a giant oven

Example 1:
Cook: OH FUCK!! i jewbaked those brownies FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
Example 2:
Dude: I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with a n soj.
Waitress: How would you like that cooked?
Dude: Jewbaked please.
Waitress: Of course.....PSST meet me in the bathroom AND WE'LL HAVE WILD RACOON SEX!

by GG_VVV August 16, 2004