When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!
I finger jet skied that girl the other day!
by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020
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Lip service or insincere, hypocritical, and empty pronouncements especially from government officials.

This originated from the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s presidential campaign where he promised to help and protect Filipino fisherfolks to freely and safely fish on the West Philippine Sea without the intimidation of the Chinese Coastguard illegally occupying the area. He said if needed, he’ll bring the Navy with him and ride a JET SKI to erect a flag to a Chinese airport built on an artificial island on the West Philippines Sea.

Duterte has since made no action on the matter despite the international arbitral tribunal ruling in favor of the Philippines. Since his election, Duterte approved numbers of government projects and policies in favor of Chinese government and businessmen.
Duterte’s recent statement saying he considered to resign is just another Jet ski statement. He said that thousand times without really doing it.
by distilled drinking seawater September 29, 2020
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to ride a random woman from behind in a club with your hands in the air... I'M ON A JET SKI WAVE!!
yooo check my man, he's on a jet ski wave!
by Oatttt July 30, 2011
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Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.
Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!
by Mr_Annomyous June 26, 2006
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The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.
Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."
by Theguythatguysthegirl February 24, 2016
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A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.
Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!
by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008
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