An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.
"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.
by azzaze1o December 12, 2003
generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice
"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"
by gee-zus TITz April 30, 2003
by joniam May 7, 2003
by The_Lion_Tamer July 12, 2011
Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!
by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008
An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.
by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade July 23, 2006
An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.
Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "
Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "
Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "
by SWEETJESUSCINNAMONTITS! September 27, 2010