jesus phone

slang term used for an iPhone

My $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.

jesus phone by Junpei August 3, 2007

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Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

This is the next "Jesus Phone"

Jesus Phone by Lukas Wo July 27, 2007

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Jesus Phone • Poor Man's Jesus Phone • jesusphobe • jesus • Jesus Christ • Jesus freak • jesus h christ • Jesus Juice • jesus tits • Jesus loves you

Jesus Phone

The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.

Rick: HOLY SHIT I GOT A JESUS PHONE!!!

Jesus Phone by Burkus December 19, 2008

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Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

Poor Man's Jesus Phone by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

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jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.

Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.

jesusphobe by demonminion November 28, 2012

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JesusPhone

Pseudonym for the Apple iPhone or iPhone 3G.

OMG! Is that the JesusPhone?

JesusPhone by loser101onub August 11, 2008

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