Jesus dick 

Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments

Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache

Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick

Jesus dick by Dagger23 March 11, 2014

Jesus Dick 

Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.

"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."

Jesus Dick by TheLittleEngine October 28, 2015

Jesus Dick 

An exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person's idiocy. Mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.

Primo - "I can't get the toilet to stop running and can't find the plug to unplug it."

Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"

Jesus Dick by Billis Tedward September 12, 2011

Jesus Dick 

Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.

The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.

Jesus Dick by MC Plan B September 6, 2007

long jesus dick 

A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.

Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES

long jesus dick by Juzztn December 5, 2017

jesus h dick 

When someone with a big dick fucks you

Jesus h dick that felt good

jesus h dick by Dndhbf January 15, 2018

Dick Jesus 

Dick Jesus- Dick Game so good, females drop to their knees like Mary Magdeline at the cross.

My home girl got mad because her friend calls me “Dick Jesus.”

Dick Jesus by Louis Arceneaux May 8, 2020