A Jesus cock is despised and rejected by men beaten abused and crucified by its owner only to rise again as the perfect cock for any vagina the Jesus cock is the savior of all vaginas that have been cleansed and washed again and are clean and fresh a Jesus cock once revealed to the woman is irresistible to her it is the cock of cocks
by ffffffffuck me 2020 March 27, 2021
A penis that has been through so many beatings and scabs and Unprotection and punishment but to true people mostly women know the true orgasmic prosperity of this penis it is like no other crucified so that it may rise again it is the perfect cock causing true worship towards this penis
by Who’s hunting whom September 12, 2020
A 'perfect'penis free of any flaws, blemishes, or curves. Basically, it's a dick that is beauteous! It can pertain to the length, girth, color, and/or over-all appearance of it, be it flaccid or erect.
by Lamarvelous December 5, 2009
A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe
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by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018
Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012