sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

by OhForF*cksSake March 27, 2015

thank Sweet Baby Jesus

A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"

Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.

My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.

by revolution724 November 13, 2011

make baby jesus cry

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

by demonaunt April 29, 2005

Give birth to baby jesus

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards

I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus

by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021

you make the baby Jesus cry

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

by Crispy6983 May 11, 2006

6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus

The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.

"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.

by Igotitallwrong September 18, 2007

baby jesus and his adopted sisters

Something you say which is a modern form of crimey, gosh, yikes, and all those other famous five type words lol.
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!

A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005