A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.
"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!
by RadioHead33 November 15, 2008
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Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.
Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
by The Doc Brown April 26, 2006
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An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.

Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?
by WordFreak August 17, 2007
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What one says when scared so much they become angry.
Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!
by A_Tired_Boi April 30, 2018
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An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!
by Polltang January 30, 2015
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I can't believe I lost to a spammer in SSBU. Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.
by Professor Sauce January 23, 2019
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A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
by poop master general October 14, 2022
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