jessicas mountain 

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain

jessicas mountain by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008

JessicaSlumberParty 

Deceive people with a tempting link, but actually link to tranny pr0n. Coined by Phil on shacknews.com

Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty'd and my mom came in. She's taking me to counseling every week now.

JessicaSlumberParty by hansmuff August 30, 2007

Jessicah 

She's unique; she insists the pleasurable sound of "ahh" accompany the final vowel in her name. Dark and light, she is the epitome of Socrates' vision of the primal human shrouded in darkness apart from the fire burning above and behind them. Therefore, she/he is capable of seeing only the shadows cast from the blaze behind their figure. Empathetic, steady, intense, and wildly spontaneous.

jessicahbadass artistprolific aestheticwitchheart-eatersorceresssurprisingpredictable

Jessicah by blue_eats_hearts December 6, 2013

jessicasian 

jessicasians are the most beautiful girls on the planet. it's comprised of jessica alba and all hot asian females.

trevor hit the car in front of him as he drooled over two jessicasians walking by on the sidewalk.

jessicasian by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

jessicasexual 

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Jessica Capshaw.

“I can’t stop thinking about Jessica Capshaw. I must be Jessicasexual.”

jessicasexual by Lexiearizonaamelialoveu January 16, 2021

jessicasexual 

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Jessica Capshaw
“I can’t stop staring at pictures of Derek Shepherd. I must be dereksexual.”

“I can’t stop thinking about Jessica Capshaw. I must be Jessicasexual

jessicasexual by Lexiearizonaamelialoveu January 16, 2021

Jessicas 

A small, unintentional crimp or wave in your hair, usually at the back of the head where hair is the thickest and least visible to the eye. This occurs when a section of hair is missed while straightening.

Named after Jessica Simpson and her signature arm wave used when belting out a song but not to be confused with the much larger Christina.

You've got some jessicas goin on back there.

Jessicas by acceb August 16, 2007