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Jessicaism 

Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Jessicaism by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008

Jessicaism 

A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year

For example:

" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
Jessicaism by Queen Crone December 31, 2018

Jessicaisyourmom 

You may have heard of “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀

Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hey man have you heard of Jessicaisyourmom”

“No?”

“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀

Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
Jessicaisyourmom by Jessicayourmom December 8, 2021

Jessicaitis 

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.
What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.
Jessicaitis by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024