jessicasian
jessicasians are the most beautiful girls on the planet. it's comprised of jessica alba and all hot asian females.
jessicasian by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006
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Jessicaism
Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Jessicaism by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008
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Jessicaism
A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
Jessicaism by Queen Crone December 31, 2018
Jessicaisyourmom
You may have heard of “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hey man have you heard of Jessicaisyourmom”
“No?”
“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
“No?”
“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
Jessicaisyourmom by Jessicayourmom December 8, 2021
Jessicaitis
Jessicaitis by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026