Jess is short and beautiful, she is funny and kind, even through tough times she always make you feel better and always has a smile on the face. She stands out of a crowd and comes up with the funniest things.
by Urban dictionary 2016 September 29, 2019
Jess is someone who is absolutely ethereal, no matter where of when or what state she in, she is always gorgeous and glowing, she could make a whole crowd turn and say "she's so beautiful", she's one in million and frankly there isn't many women as amazing or as talented as Jess, she has many hidden talents she you'll need to get closer to her to discover, and she may seem more of a deeper person than the image she creates, it's impossible not to fall in love with Jess, whether it's for her perfect complexion or just how bubbly bright attitude, hands down she's the most incredible person you'll ever encounter so you shouldn't lose her or even remotely mess up, to win her heart you need to be respectful but also be humorous and witty and have a sense of understanding and relation to her interests and opinions. She's truly the best person to exist.
by animez._.beatz February 1, 2021
This is a girl with some real bad-ass qualities. She is normaly small, with varying shades of brown hair, and is what anyone would call a small warrior. A Jess can act sweet, but has the ability to do anything. She'l lie to her study group manager, her boss, lecturer, or practicly anyone and they will believe her. The name Jess is common, but her character is very unpridictable, just like her mood. She can go from angry, to happy, to screaming out bloody murder. It just doesn't matter to her. A Jess will not mix with an loud, mouthy people, or any of the popular crowd. Anything that they say to her she will ignore, or take it in a good way. She can allways make a smart-arse comment but doesn't use comebacks, so she'l either be rude or pick a fight with whoever said one. She's intelligent and fast thinking, but people sometimes take the piss out of her for it. Jess will play computer games, or be out doors, or be shopping, but will always have an explanation for what she does.
Random Girl: OMG i just saw Jess in the forest
Even more random girl: well dur, dumbass, she has to for her d of e
Random Girl: You do realise that she doesn't do a d of e, right?
Even more random girl: No, but that's what she said she was doing
Even more random girl: well dur, dumbass, she has to for her d of e
Random Girl: You do realise that she doesn't do a d of e, right?
Even more random girl: No, but that's what she said she was doing
by Kaya The Beast April 18, 2013
Kiersten : Chad where are you at you were supposed to stop by my place on your way home and fuck me?
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
by SlopNChop December 6, 2016
The absolute best, funniest, deepest and most caring person on Earth, and yes, although many Jess' may read this, I am talking about one specific Jess. YOU are the greatest person I have ever known, Jess.
by Ilovethepersonreadingthis October 7, 2019
by jables80 January 1, 2011
Jess is a real one
She’s a babe magnet!!!
She deserves better than this world has to give her!!!!
She has amazing style and can paint cool frog boys with mushrooms!
She’s always got ur back. Don’t piss one odd she will destroy u. BUT
Be proud to know a Jess. She’s incredible and loyal and would do anything to make sure her friends are safe!
Love her. Cuz she will love you!
Give her the same love she gives you because she deserves someone to be there for her like she is for you!
She’s a babe magnet!!!
She deserves better than this world has to give her!!!!
She has amazing style and can paint cool frog boys with mushrooms!
She’s always got ur back. Don’t piss one odd she will destroy u. BUT
Be proud to know a Jess. She’s incredible and loyal and would do anything to make sure her friends are safe!
Love her. Cuz she will love you!
Give her the same love she gives you because she deserves someone to be there for her like she is for you!
Jess is a badass
by Jakob B October 7, 2021