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Jersey Jump 

Occurs when a driver is first in line at stop light and needs to turn left: The act of, when a stop light turns green, turning across traffic before the motorist facing you at said stop light (who has the right of way) has a chance to go staight through the intersection.
"I was stopped in my car, first in line waiting on a green light when I started adjusting my radio. I looked up, the light was green, and the guy in the car across the intersection from me turned left before I could go straight. I had the right of way. The fucker got me with the Jersey Jump."
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Jersey Jump 

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.
Jersey Jump by o_.._o August 20, 2015

New Jersey Jump Start 

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.

jersey jumper 

Girls that follow sports teams and try to mess around with or have sex with everyone that has a jersey on the team, or they are the team sluts.
jersey jumper by jake manthe July 12, 2005

jersey jumper 

This is when the male hangs out in an alleyway and grabs a girl as she passes by, then yells obscenities at her while having doggystyle sex with her.
I was in camden last night and got horny so i had to pull a jersey jumper.

Jersey Jumper 

Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef
The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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