jersey

Better known as the Armpit of the world.

John: Wheeww! What the hell is that smell?

(Passes a Welcome to New Jersey sign)

Friend: Armpit of the world, man.

by RealDuffy July 23, 2005

jersey

a person from new jersey, male or female, usually fat, can survive solely off of ranch dressing.

Hey Jersey, would you like some lettuce with that dressing, maybe some carrots?

by backseatabortion July 31, 2006

jersey

A state in the east coast that isn't known for much else besides Jersey Shore, a t.v. show about this state and it's stereotypical losers that live in it, and it's disgusting smell. The people from Jersey are all stuck in the 80's. The guys wear those "Scarface Suits", the women still have big hair, and they still wear animal prints. Jersey used to be made fun of all the time but over the past year or so it's become The State. It's stopped being known as "That shitty state between Pennsylvania and New York". With about three t.v. shows set in this state (Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and The Sopranos and Cake Boss) this place has become the East Coast version of Hollywood.

jersey guy:"Yoooo sweetheart wuzzup?"
jersey "lady": "uh muh gawd. you are like so fucking' hot. ya wanna fuck?"

by jersey new jersey jersey shore December 13, 2010

jersey

1) an up-north, jorts wearing homosexual who is known to invite himself into your house and stay for many days, eating all your food. 2) A womanizing son of a bitch, who always has to one up you with anything you say. Cocky for no reason what so ever, and has had sex with "10, 11, and 13" girls. Be careful when meeting one of these jerseys, look for a doug funny like character with a fake northern accent who doesnt know shit about anything. 3) The thin brown stain you get in ur underwear after scratching your ass continuously throughout the day.

"That Jersey fucker spilt choclate milk all in my fucking car"
"Dude, lock the door so jersey doesnt come in again and use all our toilet paper!"
"I forgot to wipe my ass earlier and now my ass itches. I'm gonna have a huge jersey by the end of the day."
"Quit being a fucking jersey."
"Thank God Jersey is in Spain for a year!"

by Thomas Edison May 19, 2007

jersey

any person, place, thing, or event that is or was fun and that does not involve man love.

man that party was jersey, there was a lotta jLo booties and some kickin' tunes

by deeeVON January 30, 2004

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

jersey

Bowling:
The left side of the triangle of bowling pins (i.e. pins 1, 2, 4, and 7). Generally applicable only when bowling in New York. Synonymous with Brooklyn, if one is bowling in Manhattan.

Shit, I hit it Jersey again!

by Funkdubious January 19, 2004