Jerkulate

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011

jerkules

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

by ClemsonNeo March 5, 2006

Jerkulous

jerkulous the adult version of oculus and the excessive action of having a hard core jerkulous session

Mom stay out I'm having an intense Jerkulous session.

by elon jobs22 April 18, 2023

The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 8, 2023