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jerkdick 

A total asshole. Just another expression to put someone down. You can also call someone this when they piss you off.
1. Chris lost his job today because he pissed on the manager's desk. Chris is such a jerkdick.

2. Go 'F' yourself, you f'ing jerkdick.
jerkdick by CowPie January 18, 2004
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Jerkfuck 

1. (noun) A jerk who fucks around and/or is fuckable at the same time.

2. (verb) acting in an annoying behavior, or is acting like a jerk fuck.
1. Girl 1: Look at that guy over there. He's so hot but he's such a jerkfuck.
Girl 2: I know, flirting with all the girls like that.

2. Guy 1: Stop jerkfucking around.

Jerksucky 

One who sucks tiny things of jerks. (aka whore)
Oh thanks for sucking my little tiny "thing". You're a good jerksucky!

You're welcome, you're a jerk with a little tiny thing. You deserved it!


Jerksucky by Itsjustme!! April 14, 2009

Jerktucky Derby

When you attempt to masturbate to completion during the running of the Kentucky Derby.
I finished my Jerktucky Derby in under 2min and beat every horse at Churchill Downs!

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026