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jerkdick 

A total asshole. Just another expression to put someone down. You can also call someone this when they piss you off.
1. Chris lost his job today because he pissed on the manager's desk. Chris is such a jerkdick.

2. Go 'F' yourself, you f'ing jerkdick.
jerkdick by CowPie January 18, 2004
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Jerkfuck 

1. (noun) A jerk who fucks around and/or is fuckable at the same time.

2. (verb) acting in an annoying behavior, or is acting like a jerk fuck.
1. Girl 1: Look at that guy over there. He's so hot but he's such a jerkfuck.
Girl 2: I know, flirting with all the girls like that.

2. Guy 1: Stop jerkfucking around.

Jerksucky 

One who sucks tiny things of jerks. (aka whore)
Oh thanks for sucking my little tiny "thing". You're a good jerksucky!

You're welcome, you're a jerk with a little tiny thing. You deserved it!


Jerksucky by Itsjustme!! April 14, 2009

Jerktucky Derby

When you attempt to masturbate to completion during the running of the Kentucky Derby.
I finished my Jerktucky Derby in under 2min and beat every horse at Churchill Downs!

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026