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Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.
That guy over there is such a jerk baby.
by Wibly September 10, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The type of guy who pumps gas in New Jersey.
That jerk-baby smelled like old peas and sneakers!
by David R. Erhard June 16, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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