New Jeresy Turnpike

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.

Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

by subwayeatfresh09 December 6, 2009

New Jeresy

A town in Texas

''I used to live in New JERESY!''

by BoomGun January 22, 2021

jeresy

Jersey is one of the best friends anyone could ask for, their amazing and very kind their so sweet. Their someone you’d have a crush on but you’d be too late because they’d have a partner too late, and GOD their attractive holy hell.

Boy: how do you even have a crush on them

Girl: so fucking hot holy hell I love jeresy

by Bestie 👹😍 June 15, 2021