by Buns-hole slasher January 3, 2008
A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.
Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"
by drgonch May 14, 2010
A person who creates and distributes the human waste drug, jenkem (more commonly known by its street name, Butt Hash) for mass consumption
Guy #1: So let, me get this straight, you made me quit my job in order to sell shit to stoners?
Guy #2: With the low cost of production, we can totally streamline the production of Jenkem. We can live like Jenkem Gangsters!
Guy #2: With the low cost of production, we can totally streamline the production of Jenkem. We can live like Jenkem Gangsters!
by bknapp5 October 28, 2008
by Jenkem-Wit def May 5, 2022