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The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra
"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."
by nicole le ponke' August 28, 2004
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1.
the sexiest food alive
Yum. Jello.
by asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm June 11, 2003
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2.
Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
A: "So, you shagged her last night? How was it?"
B: "Jello."
A: "Beats watching TV, right?"
by Prp Guy April 04, 2006
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3.
an eatible substance that comes in many flavors and it giggles
i've got cheery jello and green jello.. and purple.. hm whats purple.. oh right grape!
by Britmon January 01, 2008
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4.
Boobs
Boobs jiggle like jello,
Everyone loves jello
Therefore everyone loves boobs
(Boobs = Jello)
by Effy Riggs September 21, 2010
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5.
Shorthand for jealous.
You got Super Bowl tickets? I'm so jello.

OR

Oh my god are those Manolos? Jello!
by The Ly March 14, 2007
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6.
the act of being insanely envious of a gangster; someone who is too lazy to spell jealous
Wow, you just met Orlando Bloom...I am SOO jello!
by gangstergirl17 September 06, 2010
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7.
another term used to describe the quality of a butt.
1) Tim has a nice, round jello!

2) Dang she has a nice jello; it's so jiggly and wiggly.
by jaja! December 17, 2009
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