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A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.
I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.
by Alan S. April 21, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

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Jeffy hates green beans likes to spank his diaper wears a helmet on top of his head had a fish named pee pee suck and a hamster named pee pee suck 2 his daddy's the tooth fairy and he loves his cat piano
Jeffy stop it
by Matt saber April 11, 2017
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The single greatest human being alive. Always on Omegle or ChatRoulette, a sweetie all around, but kinda goofy and obsessed with sex. Has troubles answering his phone, or Skype. Very easy to love, very very hot, and someone you never wanna let go of. Don't ever lose your Jeffy or you'll lose your heart. <3
My god, did you talk to Jeffy last night on Skype?

Yeah, but he didn't answer until the third time.
by SomeSwagOrSomething September 01, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Friend 1- "So have you hooked up with that girl yet?"

Friend 2- "Yeah, she finally gave me a jeffy yesterday"
by pbny July 15, 2011
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A nickname for a person is funny and cute. He is a nice person. He loves to pull pranks.
Person 1: "Your socks untied."
Person 2:"Oh thanks Jeffy."
Person 2:"you can't tie socks."
Person 1: "hahahaha, got ya."
by Marisol.R April 09, 2017
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Someone who is kind and loving. Someone that you can trust and who always has your back. A word that means love, trust, and happiness.
You are a true jeffy.

I jeffy you with all my life.

You're are my jeffy, heart, and soul.

I can really jeffy you with my secrets.

I'm so jeffy right now I can hardly speak.
by missme_questionmark January 21, 2013
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A hot nickname for a guy. Also very cute one. He is funny and strong. He surprisingly fast for his height...
"ughhh...Jeffy is such a stud."
by Marisol.R April 09, 2017
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