Jeffrey is an asshole
by sshole February 2, 2016
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Jeffrey. Where does one even begin. He is by far the most patient, loving and sweetest individuals you will ever meet. He truly has a heart of gold and will drop anything he’s doing to help anyone in need. He is a kingdom man and his blessings overflow into the lives of anyone who meets him. His witty charm, strong chiseled body and dashing good looks are enough to sweep anyone off their feet. That is, if you don’t already get stunned by his luxurious brown eyes; the way the sunlight refracts beams of gold when shining through a glass of whiskey don’t compare to the depths of Jeffrey’s brown eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to fall in love with Jeffrey, your life will forever be changed for the better. He truly is the dream best friend and future soulmate to one very lucky beautiful woman. Don’t ever let him be the one that got away.
How can you look at Jeffrey and not help but let your heart run away and get married without the permission of your mind?
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A magically manifested man who has a contagious laugh and sassy yet sarcastic attitude. He is the king of the clouds.The best source or girth cuntrol.He will climb any mountain, swim any sea, walk any long valley to make it into the girth canal. Jeffery by the light day OlDirtyB3wbs by the dark of night.

A very serviceable man. He offers many trades such as being a well arguable lawyer. A doctor. Underground MC. Photographer. Delivery servicer.Florist.Euntrapenure. And he isn’t scared to get down and dirty as a registered OBGYN.

Known proudly for his white circle sunshades and big lungs… don’t let the coolness fool you. You try to get in the GTI the wrong way and his trusty side kick Althea will bite your dick off.
“Wait, whats his name?” “Jeff” “…my names Jeffrey”
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Jeffrey is a father of 5 who is retarded. Jeffrey,( or Jeff) is the definition of retarded. Most people are sorry for him.
"WOW! Jeffrey is so damn retarded!"
by totallyunknown123 May 5, 2020
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Jeffrey is stupid he deserves to die he is just so ugly and no one cares for him
Jeffrey is stupid and should die
by Fire dogalog February 10, 2019
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Someone with a huge penis who can make anyone laugh. He’s good looking and can take your girl anytime so watch out for him
Did anyone see how Jeffrey stole Jared’s girl today
by I actually have a 2 inch dick December 30, 2021
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