A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.
I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.
by Alan S. April 21, 2008
A puppet owned (about to be disowned) by a man who refuses to pay bills. Jeffy doesn’t stop spanking his diaper. Kids name Noah commonly act as Jeffy for a VERY LONG period of time.
by microppintightpuss October 23, 2019
The single greatest human being alive. Always on Omegle or ChatRoulette, a sweetie all around, but kinda goofy and obsessed with sex. Has troubles answering his phone, or Skype. Very easy to love, very very hot, and someone you never wanna let go of. Don't ever lose your Jeffy or you'll lose your heart. <3
by SomeSwagOrSomething September 1, 2010
Friend 1- "So have you hooked up with that girl yet?"
Friend 2- "Yeah, she finally gave me a jeffy yesterday"
Friend 2- "Yeah, she finally gave me a jeffy yesterday"
by pbny July 16, 2011
the dude who is on crack and is high and like to hit his dick all the time and ask for money so he can stuff it in his diaper and the definition of cancer who DOES NOT like peas and he can rap like a motherfucker
by THE SWAG NIGGA 05 January 2, 2019
Jeffy is a character on the youtube channel SuperMarioLogan. He is a puppet that has helped grow his channel and is a very popular character among kids between the ages of 9-12. Jeffy has not only attracted a positive fanbase but also a negative. Jeffy is known for smacking his diaper, having a bicycle helmet on and a pencil in his nose. He hates eating green beans and curses a lot.
by t series < pewdiepie October 31, 2018
A twenty dollar bill.
First contrived by a man who believed that Jefferson appeared on the twenty. But as we all know Jackson is the president who face dons the twenty. We still use the term today to mock this man.
First contrived by a man who believed that Jefferson appeared on the twenty. But as we all know Jackson is the president who face dons the twenty. We still use the term today to mock this man.
Man that date was expensive... I almost had to drop an entire Jeffie.
Macdaddies employee: "That'll be $32.09 at the window"
Me: "Damn, that's over two and a half Jeffies."
Macdaddies employee: "That'll be $32.09 at the window"
Me: "Damn, that's over two and a half Jeffies."
by Taylor Roberts April 21, 2006