Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.
Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.
by Brosiff III April 14, 2011
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a member of the mystical Quality order in the HRdirect team, trained to review employee interactions and provide feedback to deliver the best consumer experience.
XR Jedi has requested your presence.
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The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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The act of using a lightsaber as a strapon while in wheelbarrow position
Girlfriend,I just Jedi wheelbarrowed that transvestie last week!
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To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.
by Theurbansnog March 10, 2021
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When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time
Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel
by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017
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Where a man gets a toy lightsabre and tries to stab your ballsack while yelling "I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!"
Stop giving me Crazy Jedis
by Poopslinger19998 October 5, 2011
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