-jebus-

A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.

Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!

by DEADSiM2 May 1, 2005

jebus

A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!

by thx7913 December 24, 2003

jebus

black jesus that can turn water into crack

guy1: whos jebus

guy2:black jesus

by championo March 11, 2020

Jebu

1 It can Mean n00b, ch00b, in most cases due to the fact these words have been used many a times and other people cannot grasp the fact that its overused.

2 In Some cases it means newbie.. I have seen this used and it works but other people might recognize it as offensive..

3 Its a type of music. Jebu, funk, r&b, I have seen it called rap.. Although Most people refer to it as funk. A Simple google search on this might

1 -- Chat --
person1> I ju5t pWnD 7h15 Us3r!!!!
person2> God your a Jebu...
person1> fack U!
person2> #kill person1
person 1 has parted

2 -- chat--
person1> Can you teach me how to do this?
person2> Ok Jebu.. I'll teach you.
- so far so good.. heres the good ending
person1> Thank you!! :D
-Bad Ending
person1> What did you call me!?!?
person2> I called you a newbie
person1> :@
person2> -sigh- nvrmnd..

3 " Did you get that jebu albulm I sent you the other day?" , " Yea! I Love insert the funk/ect here "

by DarkGrave July 26, 2006

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

by Tauralea Swaggs October 20, 2015

Jebus Crew

N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.

"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"

by Ihavenoclue July 9, 2009

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017