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Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
by Natty Dog May 24, 2011

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