by CanIMarryPizza May 31, 2018
n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
by Porkbutter April 10, 2007
A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.
by horsedickloverxoxo June 4, 2017
Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
by Bruce ri March 18, 2021