Jazz Monster 

A Jazz Monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. It is often considered your a champ if you see the Jazz Monster when stoned.

Person 1: I just smoked a shit load of pot.
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!

Jazz Monster by OodsOner May 15, 2009

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

jizzmonster by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzmonster 

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

jizzmonster by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzmonster 

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.

Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

Jizzmonster by themuthafuckincuntmonkey January 24, 2011