Jay Patel

One who is defined by dominance and excellence.

Chuck Norris once walked the earth with a massive erection. There were no survivors. This is an example of dominance and excellence.

Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.

Jay Patel by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet October 16, 2008

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Jay Patel

Everyone with this name ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS built like Squidward. There NO CHANCE that they nose less than 2 feet long. Jay Patel's also be garbo at math and always be having bad grades.

Friend: Yo your house is pretty big bruh
Jay Patel: No bruh I live in a shack

Jay Patel by ipeepant November 5, 2020

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Jay Patel

A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.

Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.

Jay Patel by jaypatel730 December 1, 2017

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Jay Patel

Vote for Jay Patel

Guy 1: Hey who did you vote for?
Guy 2: Jay Patel
Guy 3: Oh same

Jay Patel by Ghost_Reaper123 October 10, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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