Jasty

Something that is old news. Such as an old video, picture or news link posted on a forum.

SliceSlice: Hey TSR, did you hear about Dead Rising 2: Off the Record?
Maxstats: Jasty.

by Maxstats May 30, 2011

Jasty

the wonderfully crafted ship name of Nasty and Jess, creds to the ladies of Poopy Corp

Wow, I really wish Jasty was an option for best couple for The Poopies

by MarieMania February 21, 2022

Jasty

A nasty joke, probibly gossiping about someone and saying stuff behind there back

" mum you cant cook"
"sorry that was a jasty"

by corriek May 10, 2010

Jasty

to be anything and everything cool or un-cool.

LaReisha: Did you get your hair done?
Shuhnayquay: Yeah. Why?
LaReisha: It's totally jasty!

by neutrality April 09, 2008

Siddharth Jasti

A common misspelling of "The Old Man and the Sea #earnesthemmingway #deadpool2.

Also, (adj.) Jake Paul.

Note: Although there is no confirmation at this time, the name Siddharth Jasti seems to be used as code for the cult rulers of the Vampire Finch sect of Bird Christianity. Unlike peaceful sects such as Pelican and Flamingo Christianity, the Vampire Finch sect thrives on stealing the eggs of platypuses and raising them as their own.

Despite this, it is possible that the supposed code word "Siddharth Jasti" is really a word of peace in the Pellet sect of the religion of Bom.

Oops! I accidentally typed "Siddharth Jasti" is a story about an old man who catches a fish.

Jake Paul is so Siddharth Jasti that he's basically a Siddharth Jasti Jake Paul if the Siddharth Jasti Jake Paul wrote Siddharth Jasti.

by Anonymous Clammy October 03, 2017

Jasty

A super awesome DJ who got dem skills and sway, knows how to turn the fuck up and can make even Antarctica lit. Young talent and a must on any event.

Omg who is this DJ?
- JASTYYY
This DJ got dem sauce, he’s Jasty

by RayZ3000 March 09, 2018

jasty

the girl who poops on d!ck

oh girl you are jastyyyy

that butch jasty as fuck

by leapordseal March 03, 2025