1.To effectively dispatch anyone ignorant enough to attempt an assault upon you, or a contact of high importance.
2. To make someone look breathtakingly inept during a physical confrontation.
3. To "rock the shit" as Brian Fantana put it.
2. To make someone look breathtakingly inept during a physical confrontation.
3. To "rock the shit" as Brian Fantana put it.
"A bunch of wannabe gangsters tried to jump me, and I jason bourne'd them. Needless to say it was spectacular."
by scoobysnacks27 September 10, 2008
To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.
by deltacharlie357 March 24, 2016
To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.
Anniversaries:
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"
Grocery Shopping:
Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."
Destroying the Evidence:
Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"
Grocery Shopping:
Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."
Destroying the Evidence:
Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 1, 2010