by Little pat January 28, 2019
Jason's tend to fall in love with the best. Like, Kristina's. People with the name Jason will do anything to get the other person happy. They love Kristina and they will never stop. Ever.
by Hiii0330 September 18, 2011
A loner. Usually a sad individual that drinks in excess. More than likely suffers from PPD or otherwise known as paranoid personality disorder. If not treated early, later in life can turn into full blown schizophrenia. Don't ever trust a Jason to go through on any promise. They are also compulsive liars.
by GoatRipper August 19, 2011
by thatgirlwhoknowsyouwell December 27, 2013
Jason is usually a large lumber jack type. Big, manly and indigenous to areas like Alaska, Washington or Montana but can occasionally be found in Colorado. They are not known to be romantic but are hard working and known to show affection by doing odd jobs around the house or by working overtime. They are rare to find and therefore very valuable. One of their unusual traits is that they are always found to have huge hands with sausage fingers. (Another valuable asset some might say.) Really rare Jasons also have a freckled complexion that on other men may look odd but on a Jason it looks HOT!
Jane: Amazing! Where did you find that Jason? Do you know where I can get one?
Mary: Stay back Jane! I may look small but I can get scrappy if you try to steal my Jason!
Jane: Whoa there Mary, although he is mighty handsome I wasn't looking for me. My sister Nancy could use a Jason. I, myself am more into Janets than Jasons.
Mary: Stay back Jane! I may look small but I can get scrappy if you try to steal my Jason!
Jane: Whoa there Mary, although he is mighty handsome I wasn't looking for me. My sister Nancy could use a Jason. I, myself am more into Janets than Jasons.
by #1jasonfan February 3, 2010
him-" I can't talk to you today sorry, I'm busy" *plays crappy video game*
Me-"he says he can't talk to me today, but he's playing a fucking game"
Friend-"look's like your dealing with a Jason"
Me-"he says he can't talk to me today, but he's playing a fucking game"
Friend-"look's like your dealing with a Jason"
by Jimothy fucket February 14, 2015
Jason prefers to talk about things he considers "good" or "gay". When asked to describe himself, Jason used the word "gay" six times, "gaiety" four times and the word "gayest" once when Jason referred to himself as "the gayest man alive"
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